Oh my.
I just laughed my socks off about the Nicky Schiller tat – I have bits of it all over my house; probably a pen in every room, the magnet on the fridge, the self-powered room thermometer, oh and the oyster card holder for my trips to London. The other day I even found a Nicky Schiller wristband from years ago. (Ebay link to follow shortly) LOL
But Nicky, that is the king of all birthday presents. Really. Chris Moyles and Sandy Beech must have got such a kick out of scoring that for you. What a laugh!