[LenGroat]

Your instant kit for a NEW Cheesy Song for 2014 !

Just get the ‘Monday Cheesy song’ from here:

http://www.music4.com/music/catalogue/589/bbc-radio-1/chris-moyles-new-jingles-themes.html#

Then do a CarEoke!

“Welcome to the car lot, we are Working Wheels
For second-hand Fiestas, we’ll do you super de-eals

We’ve lots of souped up Renaults, in yellow, green or black
And if you love the Oldies, there’s a Ca-pri around the back
Our salesman Chris is ready, just join him at the bar
Then get out your wallet, and buy a cheesy car

a Datsun cheesy car
a Nissan cheesy car
a Volvo cheesy car!!

Get driving – in a car that appeals
Get driving – with our Golden Hour deals
Get driving with your friends at Working Wheels!

Come and choose a Ren-ault, or even a Rolls Royce
Our accountant loves those, he’s really very ni-ce

But we ain’t sold a car for years, not even a Chevrolet
Cos who would buy a motor from a second-hand dee jay?
A second-hand dee jay
A second-hand dee jay
A second-hand dee jay

Please buy one – we’ve got tax to pay
Please buy one –and make us feel gay
Please buy one – and help the dee jay

Wor-king Wheels really needs friends
Or it’s the eeeeend
We’ll go round the bend

But we can’t think of a lyric that fits the end!”

[SeanMartin]

You got my laugh

[UKJinglesMember]

Excellent Len…..
It’s amazing how he’s been “Let Off” it would be a prison sentence for the rest of us!!!

Thanks Len also for sending me your (Favourite) Personal Cuts to add to my site!

Pete

[IainJohnston]

Ouch! Spot-on though Len!

But you DIDN’T Get “NAIVE” into the lyrics

(But what a damning indictment (and theres many more of them for anyone who reads the REAL “news” rather than the dumbed-down “comics” masquerading as “newspapers”) of how the UK now seems to be run by its supposedly democratic Government for the benefit purely of the exceedingly wealthy 1% and paid for by the rest of us.

How many disabled people people would/will have lost their Higher rate DLA (and hence transport) or been deducted £80 a month for supposed “spare rooms” just so even a single “disc jockey” (and BBC one at that…) could “legally avoid” ONE MILLION quid in TAX?
Utterly shamefull – but “They” don’t care – “they” do it themselves so only the “loopholes” that don’t involve “them” will be the ones closed – if at all.

Oh, and I have to pay $3-50 a year US Tax annually on a tiny block of US shares from a handlefull given to us by a US company I used to work for – I can’t “avoid” even that -how come the US Tax authorities can be so strict then?).

End of rant – bring on the Revolution! Or at least Independence for Scotland!

[mbMember]

Cos alex and Nicola and chums are soooooooooooooooooooooooo trustworthy and upright citizens.

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