I’m sure the community as a whole will accept your apology.
We are only harsh with members when it is justified, so I am suspending your main account for 14 days. I make decisions like this public so others might think twice before drinking and posting. Drink and forums rarely mix well.
I’m sure the people at the London meet will be scratching their heads as to who you are – I’ll leave that up to you if you want to come clean properly and make a total fresh start after your suspension is lifted.